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		<title>Dear Blackberry: Screw You</title>
		<link>http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2011/12/dear-blackberry-screw-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 23:54:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Calgary Underground</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a great piece of advice for the white hair at Blackberry: Stop making it impossible to support your company. Why do I know five other people who got their Blackberry phones at the same time as me who &#8230; <a href="http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2011/12/dear-blackberry-screw-you/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Alberta&#8217;s Finest Fall Short in CMFL National Football Championship</title>
		<link>http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2011/09/albertas-finest-fall-short-in-cmfl-national-football-championship/</link>
		<comments>http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2011/09/albertas-finest-fall-short-in-cmfl-national-football-championship/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 06:32:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Calgary Underground</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was a gorgeous late Saturday summer’s eve in the mild little college town of Waterloo, Ontario. A slight breeze kept the temperature in the high teens, and the setting sun cast a beautiful glow on the abundant vegetation that &#8230; <a href="http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2011/09/albertas-finest-fall-short-in-cmfl-national-football-championship/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Equality Means You Can Still Be an Asshole to Everyone</title>
		<link>http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2011/08/equality/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2011 05:49:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Calgary Underground</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Good Reads that You Can Relate To]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Equality is defined as &#8220;The condition of being equal in number or amount&#8221;. Social equality, per wikipedia is: &#8220;a social state of affairs in which all people within a specific society or isolated group have the same status in a &#8230; <a href="http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2011/08/equality/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bigger Fish Than Guns: &#8220;We&#8217;ve been everywhere, and now we&#8217;re here&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2011/06/bigger-fish-than-guns/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2011 05:06:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Calgary Underground</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bigger Fish Than Guns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Texas T]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.calgaryunderground.com/?p=305</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Readers, I am proud to have another feature band on the front page. They are called Bigger Fish than Guns from Calgary; they won the X929 Xposure contest, taking home a gold medal in local musical excellence. We put whoever &#8230; <a href="http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2011/06/bigger-fish-than-guns/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Transit Featuring Jann Arden &#8211; Calgary</title>
		<link>http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2011/05/transit-featuring-jann-arden-calgary/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 May 2011 22:28:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Calgary Underground</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So basically there&#8217;s a ton of awesome local bands in this video along with the Mayor and a bunch of other rad people. If case you only know Transit from his eight-hour-top-40 challenge song titled &#8220;Lights, Camera, Action&#8221;, this will &#8230; <a href="http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2011/05/transit-featuring-jann-arden-calgary/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Unleash the Archers: The Galloping Hell-Horse of Molten Metal</title>
		<link>http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2011/05/unleash-the-archers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2011/05/unleash-the-archers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2011 19:47:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Calgary Underground</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Calgary Metal Bands]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.calgaryunderground.com/?p=259</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Get your double-bass face on, Vancouver’s Unleash the Archers is coming to Calgary, where a wroth-cauldron of frenetic frothing shred-broth will be thrust into your loin-cloth. Unleash the Archers drops into Calgary on May 27th at The Distillery in the &#8230; <a href="http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2011/05/unleash-the-archers/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Special: Why Your Break Up Doesn&#8217;t Really Matter</title>
		<link>http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2011/05/special-why-your-break-up-doesnt-really-matter/</link>
		<comments>http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2011/05/special-why-your-break-up-doesnt-really-matter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2011 09:02:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Calgary Underground</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[breakups]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[summer time]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.calgaryunderground.com/?p=238</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[‘tis this season for relationship break-ups. The warm winds, the smells of the city’s vegetation sprouting to life, and people wearing less and less clothing are sure signs that summer is right around the corner. Another indicator of summer is &#8230; <a href="http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2011/05/special-why-your-break-up-doesnt-really-matter/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Outrage as Oppression Plagues Canadian Election (Results Included)</title>
		<link>http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2011/05/outrage-as-oppression-plagues-canadian-election-results-included/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2011 21:42:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Calgary Underground</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[The War Room: Politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There’s a new form of oppression rearing its head across Canada. In homes, offices, and places of leisure, people are being subjected to cruel treatment at the hands of their cold and callous aggressors. Citizens are outraged as no real &#8230; <a href="http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2011/05/outrage-as-oppression-plagues-canadian-election-results-included/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Anatomy of Dating in Your 20s</title>
		<link>http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2011/04/anatomy-of-dating-in-your-20s/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2011 07:51:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Calgary Underground</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.calgaryunderground.com/?p=191</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The majority of my friends, who are in their early to mid-20s, are in the throws of learning how much control the opposite sex has over them. I go to university in Calgary, and I have to say (now that &#8230; <a href="http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2011/04/anatomy-of-dating-in-your-20s/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>If you go to movies, you might be a jerk.</title>
		<link>http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2011/04/if-you-go-to-movies-you-might-be-a-jerk/</link>
		<comments>http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2011/04/if-you-go-to-movies-you-might-be-a-jerk/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 12:08:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Calgary Underground</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We’re going to visit proper etiquette and awareness when attending a movie theater with your friends. I was fortunate enough to be allowed access to a female colleague of mine recently. We went to a horror movie on cheap-Tuesday, thinking &#8230; <a href="http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2011/04/if-you-go-to-movies-you-might-be-a-jerk/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Done School? What Now?</title>
		<link>http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2011/04/done-school-what-now-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2011/04/done-school-what-now-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2011 02:52:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Calgary Underground</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So you went to school, got a degree, and now you have a framed piece of paper hanging above your desk at your awesome new job. Is it everything you thought it would be? Did it all come together like &#8230; <a href="http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2011/04/done-school-what-now-2/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Some people sleep, others wait for its admitting desk to call their name.</title>
		<link>http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2011/04/some-people-sleep-others-wait-for-the-admitting-desk-to-call-their-name-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Apr 2011 10:58:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Calgary Underground</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://wp.calgaryunderground.com/?p=80</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Tried and failed methods of mitigating insomnia.. <a href="http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2011/04/some-people-sleep-others-wait-for-the-admitting-desk-to-call-their-name-2/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Another Federal Election for Canada: 2011 Edition</title>
		<link>http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2011/04/another-federal-election-for-canada-2011-edition/</link>
		<comments>http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2011/04/another-federal-election-for-canada-2011-edition/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Apr 2011 10:36:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Calgary Underground</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[They're at it again, and so are we Canadians. The 2011 federal budget, as presented by Hon. Jim Flaherty, was nixed by opposing party's members. The resulting cavernous cauldron of hellish election-time magma will have Canadian citizens feeling the pain for months.  <a href="http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2011/04/another-federal-election-for-canada-2011-edition/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>We&#8217;re live, and yes, so are the forums (still)</title>
		<link>http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2010/11/hello-world/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Nov 2010 07:11:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sbx_slick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to Calgaryunderground.com <a href="http://www.calgaryunderground.com/index.php/2010/11/hello-world/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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